August 2010
4 posts
It’s ‘slightly’ embarrassing when i’m lying in Melissa’s pink spotted bedroom alone and the window cleaner comes and cleans the windows
To keep you updated on my extremely interesting saturday night, on the syfy channel there’s a movie called ‘Sea Snakes’, which is literally just “Snakes on a submarine”
Home alone in melissa’s house with the curtains open. There’s a cat outside, and every so often I see the light reflecting in it’s eyes, scaring the poop out of me…
Least I hope its a cat…
“Reports of my assimilation have been greatly exaggerated”
– Captain Picard. Star Trek is actually really funny
July 2010
5 posts
“Social Services just made me a Milkshake”
– Jamie Sherrad, in a crazzzy dream I had the other night
I just typed into my address bar "the youtube"
Seriously guys, twitter fame here i come
“HEY LOOK IT BOBBY HILL, REDNECK”
– Kahn, King of the Hill. And yes Melissa I am cool
Woah...jeans where I struggle to do up the waist....
If I had a twitter account it would have 20,000 followers just eager to see my important, important updates
June 2010
2 posts
I look like an unstirred Muller yoghurt
White on one side, red on the other.
Thisi s the second time i’ve been sunburnt like this, you’d think I would learn…
May 2010
5 posts
Lost
What an ending…
Honestly, tears and laughs, was one of the best things ever. I’ll miss it!
Getting up at 5am on monday to watch the last ever...
Oh yes
Only $350 guys, what a bargin! →
We have a chimney sweeper in today
I was just watching the latest Lost episode in my room, and just as it ended I gave a large “NOOO!!”, to which the sweeper promptly stopped what he was doing for a few seconds to see what it was.
Happy times
April 2010
6 posts
My sister is having a shouting match with the dog
And losing….but she’s not giving up though
Idiot
Master criminal
Was dropping off some DVDs into xtravision the other day, was a nice day so the door was wide open.
I walked in, and there was NO-ONE there, no staff, no customers, i could have emptied the place! (but didn’t)
Anyway i pop the DVDs in the slot, and walk back up the street, and walk past subway to see the giggily girl that works in xtravision come out with a subway meal. I’m pretty...
My nana called thinking she called her car mechanic, talked to me for about 5minutes until she realised she had phoned the wrong number
The problem
The spoon you are using is too big for the yoghurt pot The solution
Eat the yoghurt with the handle of the spoon
This is sadly a true story
My mum's going to an Ann Summers party tonight
EEEEEwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
March 2010
1 post
In an hours time it'll be right now
Stupid clocks
February 2010
4 posts
Lost is on Friday at 9pm?
What a really odd time slot…
A cat called Chairman Meow
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
January 2010
18 posts
iPhad
So, university halls block Xbox Live eh?
Part of me aleady knew this but still wanted to have a go. No luck :(
Even tried to watch 24 on the sky player, but I need my Sky password… wait there’s a password for Sky?
What to do...
Shower?
Tidy up for melissa coming back?
…
Naww MW2 time
Jeremy Kyle
Woman1: You called my baby an oompa loompa!
Woman2: I SAID HE WAS TANNED YOU FAT SLAG
Murder She Wrote
Jessica: It looks like something was dragged through here
Detective: Yeah, like a sofa
Jessica: Or a body…
I don’t like Jessica Fletcher’s train of thought…
And on a different note...
“The following are statements made about animation within a webpage. Select the TRUE statement”
The answer was ‘it can be distracting’. I have the opposite problem, whereby I feel my course is too easy, and tbh not at all worth the money.
Uhhh if you do the maths, that reblog donation guy is only donating like $4 so far
…did they remove tumblarity?
2 hours courier man...
2 hours to deliver my computer or else you’re late! And i’ll have to wait until tomorrow! Grr
My day today
Woke up half an hour late, had 15mins to get ready and out the door
Decided not to shave and not do my hair to save time
Whilst washing my face, massive nosebleed, blood everywhere and no time to clean it up so just left it
Decided not to bring a bag because I had no classes, just a 1hour exam today
WIND and RAIN at the bus stop
On the bus I realise I forgot my pen. No biggy, I’ll...
My mum managed to poke herself in the eye with a...
Sylvester Stallone breaks his neck filming action... →
This movie is going to be so epic. Stallone, Willis, Austin, Schwarzenegger, Statham and many more. Melissa we’re going to see this
Tumblr is broke :( Won’t show up titles
Yes Colan, porn is totally unrealistic
But if it were in the comedy category it would win first prize. Some of that stuff is hilarious
December 2009
9 posts
sNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOw
"He has stated that if Avatar is successful, two...
Woah woah woah let’s not get too hasty
New computer ordered, now time to revise!
Tesco give you too much sauce with their baked beans, just so you know.