It’s ‘slightly’ embarrassing when i’m lying in Melissa’s pink spotted bedroom alone and the window cleaner comes and cleans the windows
I don't quite get this blogging business
Aug 09
Aug 08
To keep you updated on my extremely interesting saturday night, on the syfy channel there’s a movie called ‘Sea Snakes’, which is literally just “Snakes on a submarine”
Home alone in melissa’s house with the curtains open. There’s a cat outside, and every so often I see the light reflecting in it’s eyes, scaring the poop out of me…
Least I hope its a cat…
“ Reports of my assimilation have been greatly exaggerated
— Captain Picard. Star Trek is actually really funny
Jul 30
“ Social Services just made me a Milkshake
— Jamie Sherrad, in a crazzzy dream I had the other night
Jul 19
I just typed into my address bar “the youtube”
Seriously guys, twitter fame here i come
Jul 14
“ HEY LOOK IT BOBBY HILL, REDNECK
— Kahn, King of the Hill. And yes Melissa I am cool
Woah…jeans where I struggle to do up the waist. This is a new experience…
If I had a twitter account it would have 20,000 followers just eager to see my important, important updates
Jul 11
Murphy’s ready for Toy Story 3, are you?
Jun 24
Worship me bitches
The 68 was from a group project, so couldn’t really control things. Bloody Micheal Wallace being useless and not doing anything and not attending meetings…
Jun 17
I look like an unstirred Muller yoghurt
White on one side, red on the other.
Thisi s the second time i’ve been sunburnt like this, you’d think I would learn…
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May 12
We have a chimney sweeper in today
I was just watching the latest Lost episode in my room, and just as it ended I gave a large “NOOO!!”, to which the sweeper promptly stopped what he was doing for a few seconds to see what it was.
Happy times
